The St. Paddy's Day Sick Note

I know all my friends of Irish and Wannabe Irish persuasions will be well into the Guinness, Bushmill's and Jameson's tonight. So I offer the following as public service when Thursday morning comes around and you need to find an excuse to book off work.



Have yourselves a lovely time and "May the Good Lord hold you always in his hand and never close his fist too tight".



Slàinte!