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Treasures~

Here are my latest newly found treasures~ I picked up this rose painting at an Estate sale for $10, I talked her down from $20.A brand new silver spiral tree with two sided heart frames to hold precious photos, this was only $6~ Some new and vintage jewelry. I'm not going to tell you how much I spent on all this stuff... it was way more than I wanted to pay, but thats how it goes sometimes. My intent was to donate all of this to be used doing collages with children... but at some point you just have to realize it just isn't cost effective when you start donating expensive stuff. lol The silver little trunk was .50cents and the four antique photos were .50cents each~I also picked up a huge red radio wagon (one of the new plastic ones with two pop up seats) for $7.50, a Big Wheels for $5. (I've always wanted one of those!) and various other odds and ends.

Why Konrad Punted

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A football team employs a kicker for two reasons --- to score points and to punt. If his team isn’t in a position to score or even improve its field position, the kicker punts the ball away. This gives his team the opportunity to regroup while the opposition tries to regain the yardage they lost through the punt. Often, punting the ball earns your team even greater advantage than they had before.

Last week, in rendering its long awaited “Decision” on the state of Canadian television, it’s universally agreed that the CRTC punted, issuing their ruling as a Proposal for the future of Canadian TV instead of an edict and leaving the major issue for a Federal court to decide.

But in punting, they may finally have confirmed what team they are really playing for…

Moments after the “Decision” was rendered, several intelligent industry players, including screenwriters Karen Walton and Denis McGrath, warned their various blog and Twitter followers to take into account the source of all analysis and reporting on the details. Tens of Millions of potential profits were riding on the public reaction and the major players all had media outlets spinning the results to their own advantage.

They were prescient warnings, for within moments CTV was reporting it had won the “Save Local TV” battle and John Doyle, TV critic of the network’s conglomerate newspaper, the Globe and Mail, was extolling the virtues of the decision under the title The CRTC Justifies Its Existence. A day later, he continued by scolding the CBC for complaining at being shut out of the potential financial windfall.

Not long after, Phil Lind, Vice-Chair of Rogers Communications, the country’s largest cable company, argued that, “Cable bills will rise dramatically, but the extra money won’t go to Canadian programs. It will go directly to Hollywood to underwrite CTV and Global’s efforts to win the rating wars.”

And while ACTRA predicted the death of Canadian drama, the Writers Guild of Canada and the CFTPA felt they had “been heard”.

The Proposed structure for the future of Canadian broadcasting stipulated the following major points.

1. Private Broadcasters have the right to charge fees for formerly free-to-air broadcasts on cable and satellite.

2. Private broadcasters have the right to Blackout signals for which they own Canadian rights.

3. “Programs of National Interest” replaces Priority programming and is redefined to comprise only drama and comedy, feature documentaries and Award shows.

4. 30% of network gross income must be spent on Canadian programming (5% on Programs of National Interest).

5. Total Canadian Content on Canadian networks reduced from 60% to 55%.

7. Reduced restrictions on where a network’s Canadian Production spend is exhibited. With as much as 25% movable anywhere within the conglomerate holdings.

8. CMF investment no longer counted as part of broadcaster programming spend.

Few of the industry stakeholders addressed how the proposal would affect the Public, the people the CRTC was founded to serve and has a Parliamentary mandate to protect. Even the Commissioners themselves didn’t see fit to address the audience impact until the next day, when they confidently predicted the Public would be okay with it. Rising cable fees hadn’t driven them from to turn off the TV so far, so why would the future be any different…?

Let’s start with that odd observation because the last available figures from 2006 reveal that cable/satellite subscriptions have declined from a high of roughly 77% of all Canadian homes in 1999 to below 65% in 2005. Where do those numbers come from? A CRTC report that the Commissioners obviously didn’t bother to read, but which you can find here.

Has that level of penetration declined further since 2005? Well, this isn’t that scientific a survey, but last summer I became the first guy in my neighborhood to put up an HD Antenna that brings in 32 Channels, including all the content from US networks that private Canadian networks could soon start forcing cable companies to black out. In the half hour it took me to walk my dog this morning, I counted 20 of them within a couple of blocks of my home.

Meanwhile, another report issued this week concluded that Canadians are now spending more time online than watching television, with some of that time spent accessing television style entertainment from the web.

So, I wouldn’t say Canadians are all that eager to pay increased fees to get the same level of programming or maybe even less choice. That opinion is apparently shared by Commissioner Michel Morin who issued a scathing minority report in which he stated, that the CRTC was defending "the interests of the industry to the detriment of consumers who, for their part, remain powerless."

Okay, so where does this leave us?

In my opinion --- nowhere.

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Because I don’t think most of what’s been proposed will ever even come to pass.

For starters, the imposition of “value for signal” fees has to be ruled on by the courts. So, there’s a chance the revenue the broadcasters insist they need to survive will be ruled something the CRTC can’t grant them.

Without it, the broadcasters are already on record as saying they can’t continue to provide their current levels of service. And that means a lot of the percentages of gross going into Canadian programming spend will just continue to get eaten up by news and other local requirements.

And even if the courts rule the fee can be collected, there’s currently a government in power who only months ago reversed a CRTC ruling on mobile phones to encourage lower fees. And if there’s one thing that politicians know makes the electorate angry, it’s an increase in their cable bills.

If the broadcasters get over those two hurdles, they face another that nobody seems to have considered. By the time the court rules, Shaw Communications will have acquired a controlling interest in the Global network and its partner specialty channels. Shaw thinks better management practices will eliminate the need for any “value for signal’ fees. As noted above, Rogers, owner of another group of stations, feels the same.

If these two don’t charge additional fees for their programming, that leaves CTV as the lone broadcaster looking for extra money. And since you can get CTV in almost any major market with an HD antenna or even rabbit ears, how many people are going to happily pay that extra fee?

Bill Brioux, a TV analyst utterly opposed to the imposition of such fees from the get-go, currently has a poll on his site which (as of this morning) indicates 43% of respondents won’t countenance any “value for signal” fees and another 24% who’d unplug from cable if their bill goes up by more than $10. Those living in Ontario may or may not be aware that their cable bills are already increasing by 8% with the introduction of the HST Tax on July 1.

It would appear we’re rapidly approaching a point where many will be looking at alternatives to continuing to pay for the lacklustre service re-broadcasters like CTV provide.

Unlike most of the CTV or CanWest friendly newspapers that played up the CRTC press release of last week on the $116 Million “losses” our free to air broadcasters suffered last year (perhaps softening us up for the “Decision”), Brioux reminded his readers that half of that “loss” could be ascribed to CTV overbidding for the 2010 and 2012 Olympics, with the rest accounted for by increased spending on American programming and the relentless “Save Local TV” Ad campaign.

So far the best line on this whole issue also comes from Brioux, “The CRTC is defending the right of Canadian Broadcasters to black out ‘Gossip Girl’!”

In other words a Canadian regulator is making sure a Hollywood studio continues to earn a foreign sale of its programming.

And here’s my question on both the blackout issue and the few Canadian shows I now get from our private broadcasters…

Will they also black out the online version that goes up a few hours after the terrestrial broadcast?

And more important --- if CTV wants me to pay an additional $1 a month to watch “Hiccups”, “Dan For Mayor” and “The Bridge” does that mean I have to pay to see them online as well? Or will there be some kind of two-tier system whereby CTV subscribers get the online version free and others do not?

How’d you like to be the IT guy or lawyer navigating that broadcaster/cable/rights holder swamp --- a swamp that got even more complicated with new CMF rules that won’t fund TV shows that don’t have a significant online component.

How do you tell taxpayers they funded your show and the web presence and they still have to pay some more to access it?

Can you not see more and more people actively looking for alternatives to a cable or satellite feed…?

Luckily, the Google/Sony box will be available about 4 months before any of this can even be put into effect.

All of which kind of makes the rules on Cancon, shows of National interest and how it all gets paid for close to moot.

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But to touch on them briefly…

As referenced in the post from last Friday --- can someone please explain why our broadcasters can exhibit their Canadian programming over any part of their broadcast systems, but don’t have to include those same enormously profitable Specialty channels in any calculation to determine whether they needed “value for signal” fees in the first place?

And what’s with Award shows being classed as “Programs of National Interest”? Except for the Juno Awards, the Much Music Awards and maybe the Canadian Country Music Association soiree, our award broadcasts elicit a resounding National Disinterest. Why show support for drama and not the arts which the successful Award shows celebrate like Music and Variety?

Or are Award shows tucked in there so Ben Mulroney’s Red carpet interviews still qualify? And could that be expanded when all of this gets re-argued at the Fall license renewal hearings so our nets get to keep the cheap Gossip magazine shows that can deliver more of that 5% spend in-house.

While others may make the case that the reduced total Cancon requirement and deduction of CMF investment still means the nets will spend more on their Canadian shows, the industry seems to be voting otherwise.

Days after the new proposals were released, CORE Digital declared bankruptcy and laid off 150 staff. Children’s producer Cookie Jar downsized by another 35, while other companies further diminish or merge to survive. In Saskatchewan, the SCN network announced it will be going dark permanently, eliminating one more domestic market.

Cancon Production was down by 12% last year. And since these new proposals don’t become concrete for another year and after the next round of license renewals, we have no more industry stability than we had before they were announced.

Indeed the private networks are already re-iterating their demand for new money in order to make the 2011 deadline for converting the nation to digital transmission. The Federal Government has already said that won’t come from them. Nor will whatever is required to convert to 3D broadcasting which debuts in much of the rest of the world this summer.

Can you not envision the CRTC knuckling to broadcaster needs once more this Fall when the threat to close more stations will not revolve around local news but HD signals and the only way the deadline can be met will be by reducing that 30% of gross to 20 or maybe even 15 and that 5% to 3 or the 2% its hovered near for the past decade.

If the courts and federal government don’t rule in favor of “value for signal” fees or there is a consumer backlash to elevated cable bills, you know the broadcasters will once again get whatever they want.

And this proposal, which is not a final decision, is their way of getting the punted ball back. Proving, to me at least, that the CRTC has been playing for them all along and not the rest of those involved in the industry, be they creators or the viewing public.

When the kicker for a football team loses his kicking foot he’s either fired or traded away. The same should be true for a regulatory commission who either can’t or won’t adhere to their Parliamentary mandate.

It’s time for Federal Heritage Minister James Moore to either fire or trade Konrad von Finckenstein and the rest of the CRTC Commissioners. They were appointed to serve the Public but have repeatedly chosen to play for a different team. Our industry can’t survive their continual broadcaster favoritism and the endless uncertainty that creates within the industry.

It’s time for a change.

Lazy Sunday # 112: The March Blues

In England it’s said that April is the cruellest month. In Canada it’s March and April. This is the time of year when warm weather teases and Winter refuses to loosen its grip. One day you’re walking around in a T-shirt, the next you’re back in the parka.

Forecasts drive you nuts, promising warmer weather Thursday --- make that Friday --- okay, let’s say Monday…maybe.

It’s enough to make the strongest man come down with a case of the Blues.

And while “The Blues” themselves may have been born in the deep South, nurtured by men who never saw snow and had deeper reasons for clawing at the bitter pills Life had served them; trust me when I say that even the palest Canadian looks out his morning window at yet another dull day and “gets” The Blues.

When I first moved to Toronto in the early 1970’s, there was a thriving Blues scene. Clubs up and down Yonge Street showcased incredible bands like “Powder Blues”, “King Biscuit Boy” and “The Lincolns”, led by inimitable bassist Prakash John. “The Downchild Blues Band” literally lived at Grossman’s tavern, where you could spend $2 for a pitcher of beer on a Saturday afternoon, listening to set after set, while guys like Taj Mahal were doing the same in a chair leaned up against the back wall.

I literally worked side by side with Morgan Davis as he scraped together the stake to cut his first album. David Wilcox and Billy James busked on street corners. Long John Baldry moved here from the UK and must have sent letters home, because it was soon commonplace for bands like “Savoy Brown” to show up for a gig at The Brunswick House while “The Rolling Stones” made the city their second home.

There are so many people I could choose to give you a taste of the current Canadian Blues scene. Morgan Davis keeps whipping up great music like “Waffle House Blues”. Prakash John still plays with “The Lincolns” but has also fathered a second generation of Rythmn and Blues brilliance in his son Jordan.

But I think the guy the rest of the world most needs to meet is Matt Andersen. This is a young man from New Brunswick with immense talent. It’s been said that while the Blues have to be sung from your balls, Matt Andersen sings them from Nature’s own balls.

This morning, when Nature must feel like its nuts are hanging from a brass monkey and the sun is never coming back, Matt’s version of “Ain’t No Sunshine” is about as fitting as it gets.

In the rest of the world, March comes in like a Lion and goes out like a lamb. Here (with props to Dennis Miller or Bill Murray) it comes in like a Lion and leaves like a Sasquatch on bad drugs. Use this to get you through…

And Enjoy Your Sunday.

Friday Bits and Pieces

It’s been a far too busy week over here at the Legion, so blogging has suffered. I’m also still laboring with the CRTC “Decision”, which is actually a kinda proposal which may or may not still be up for revision come this Fall’s license renewals. But I promise to get on top of that this weekend and have a deconstruction by Monday.

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One thing about the so-called decision confuses me, however. (Actually several things do, but one in particular) And it’s something I haven’t seen addressed in any of the press coverage (biased or non) and stakeholder reactions that I’ve read.

During the whole “Save Local TV” campaign, the networks all claimed they couldn't cross-collateralize their earnings to prop up their local stations. And we all know that if they did, their profitable specialty channels would more than offset the losses of those Free-to-Air stations.

Yet, what's now proposed is that they will soon be able to schedule their produced Canadian programming across all parts of their conglomerate, not placing any of it on their main networks if they so desire.

So --- how come the broadcasters are recognized as a whole herd of related channels when it's advantageous to them but seen as helpless stray calves when they need us to ride in and rescue them with fees for carriage?

It doesn't compute...

--- unless the Commission is once again abandoning its Parliamentary mandate and protecting broadcasters instead of the public.

But let’s leave all that for next week.

Meantime, I wanted to drop three little tidbits that crossed my computer screen today that you might want to consider or partake in over the weekend.

To begin, Telefilm darling, Atom Egoyan, will release his star-studded film “Chloe” today. According to the Box-Office Mojo website, this is the American theatre count for its debut…

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What does it tell you about the kind of films Telefilm finances when Canada's foremost Auteur gets 2400 fewer theatres than "Hot Tub Time Machine" and 3700 fewer than a kid’s film?

Have any of their confabs on popularizing Canadian film ever considered that maybe funding a few low-brow comedies or family films might make it possible to have even more money coming in to spend on the Festival and Art House fare that doesn’t have a hope of ever making a dime?

Plus creating a thriving production industry and perhaps English language box-office to boot…

Although, when I suggested that the above image should be tacked up in every single Telefilm cubicle, a local wag, who’d probably prefer to remain nameless quipped, “No, they’d see it as a badge of honor. Look...306 screens! That's 300 more than ‘One Week’!"

Please see “Chloe” if that’s your taste or you feel it really will help turn the industry around.

But if you want to see some good movies in the “Art” category this weekend, slip on over to The Auteurs where you can stream nine past winners of the Cannes Film Festival for free --- after filling out a quick (and also free) registration form. The films include:

          Amacord (Italy 1974)

          L'Avventura (Italy 1960)

          Dancer in the Dark (Denmark 2000)

          Fat Girl (France 2001)

          Mon Oncle (France 1958)

          Harakiri (Japan 1962)

          Divorce Italian Style (Italy 1961)

          Tulpan (Germany 2008)

          Our Beloved Month of August (Portugal 2008)

This mini film festival is sponsored by Stella Artois, so maybe pick up a six pack of those delicious bevvies to accompany (and say thanks for) the streaming.

And finally, if you need to find me on Sunday night, I’ll be parked in front of the tube with a couple of cold Molson Canadians for a film that’ll probably never play the Art House circuit. CBC’s “Keep Your Head Up, Kid!” – the biopic of Canadian hockey icon Don Cherry airs at 8:00 pm.

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I’ve had the good fortune to read the script as well as catch bits and pieces of the finished film and its makers need to be commended for not only telling a great ‘warts and all’ tale but of bringing realistic hockey action to the screen. Don’t miss it.

Peep...peep....

Peeps! I was wanting to make an Easter banner for my home... something small and cute and well, Eastery. I came up with this peep banner using felt I already had. Nothing like shopping your own stuff huh?Here is a close up of the little peeps on the banner. I think it turned out super caute.... I think I'll use this as a continuing theme for this upcoming Easter. Easy-peasy! Here is another view..Okokok... now I'm just showing off all my neat stuff! :-P I've linked up to Someday Crafts Easter linky party.

Been Paintin'

I finally finished painting the pie safe my mother gave me... here is the before photo. Here is the after.... Drum roll please, rat-tat-tat-tat-tat~ I LOVE it! I used white flat paint and I distressed the edges of the pie safe ever so slightly with a brown ink pad. I covered the aluminum panels in each door with cardboard that fits snuggly inside each square. They can be popped out at a moments notice~ I used spray adhesive to adhere thin batting over each cardboard square then I tufted some shabby chic fabric with white buttons. I used glass knobs on the drawer at the botton and I used slightly bigger wooden knobs then what was originally on the piece for each door. I already had the white paint and the knobs... and I even had the Shabby Chic fabric that I used on the door. Total cost... fa-reeeeeeee~
On the top of the pie safe I hung a mirror I recently painted and aged, (up until now it was propped against the wall behind a rocking chair) This is still a work in progress... I think it turned out super caute!
I've linked up to Domestically Speaking power of paint party. On the previous post you can see some of my fabulous thrifted treasures... seriously cool stuff that I picked up super cheap! *insert gloating smile here*

Thrifted Treasures~

While in Anaheim before our fun time at Disneyland.... we of course hit some second hand stores. (its tradition to hit at least one second hand store while in a different city) Here are the things I found. The really large aluminum tray was $2. The box of red buttons were only $3 The stainless steel pitcher was $2, and the boutique of shabby roses were $2. The gold 3 keys on the ring were only $1. Cheap, crazy prices huh? Then I came across this little beaut for $7, highway robbery I tell you! I put it in my cart thinking all the while I would just hold onto it for a little while and put it back-- cause I'm cheap like that...sigh........ But-but-but.... wait, whats this? I found another one! *woot-woot* I lurve "matchy-matchy" So now its on, I not only bought the first one, I bought the second one as well!GASP well, wouldn't you know it? I found a third! I didn't even bat an eye and bought all three. lol... Now, I just have to degrease all of these darling birdcages. The black you see isn't paint, its grime!

Easter bunny Swap~

Here is the Easter bunny I made for the Easter bunny swap I joined~ I made the pattern myself, I think it turned out very well considering its the first pattern I've ever made. I used vintage fabric for the bunny, pink felt for the nose and red facheted rhinestones for the eyes.I made a container to house this little bunny in... I covered a large wicker egg with some pink vintage fabric and ric-rac. I think it ended up looking like a smocked egg. I covered the inside of the egg with some sheet music to keep the baskets egdes from snagging the fabric bunny. I also made a little spring-time fairy for this swap as well.... that along with a little chick in a blue glittered egg and some chocolate tossed into the Easter grass and off it goes in the mail~
I hope my swappin' partner likes it!

What He Said...


We think so much alike that sometimes I feel fellow Regina raised filmmaker Trevor Cunningham is my illegitimate offspring. If that's somehow actually the case, he luckily got his looks from his mother...

I first found Trevor a little over a year ago when his original blog SECRET LAB X began trending in the same subject loops as my own. Reading him for the first time was one of those rare moments in life where you realize you're neither crazy nor as out there as you thought you might be.

Like that other Regina creative icon, Will Dixon, Trevor brings a regional perspective to the discussion of all things Canadian TV and film that is a breath of clean prairie air carrying the kind of hard nosed realism that wouldn't be out of place in a Hollywood studio, but sadly is within the corridors of Canadian media power.

Trevor is a guy that everybody who actually wants to make a film or TV show in this country should be reading. He has a new self titled site up and running now that you can find here or over to the right on my sidebar.

Hopefully, he'll soon archive the fine things he concocted back in the Secret Lab. But for now you can read his take on the collapse of the Saskatchewan film industry and what it portends for the rest of the country if we don't --- well --- wake the fuck up.

Sometime Monday (or today since that's when most of you will be reading this) the CRTC will release its far too long awaited report on Canadian Television, including its decision on "fee for carriage" or "value for service" or whatever other bureaucratese is chosen to least offend those with their hands out.

Whatever that decision is, it will signal a major change in the way media business is done in this country. That might be good for some of us. And it just as easily might be very bad.

Days after the CRTC decision, the Canadian Media Fund will drop the other shoe. We already have a good idea what sound that one's going to make when it hits. So it might well be time for each of us Creatives to do some of the soul searching Trevor is suggesting.

In anticipation of all this, I've spent the weekend examining some of those new options myself. For starters, I want to recommend two that you all should take into consideration.

First, there is this interview with Jeff Lipsky, co-founder of October Films and independent film pioneer and icon on what he sees coming down the road.

And all of you thinking of escaping into cyberspace with your pencils and moleskin might want to pick up a copy of Internet Guru Jaron Lanier's YOU ARE NOT A GADGET.

By reading a guy who's correctly predicted the online future (pretty much since its invention) you'll discover that those wise bureaucrats at the CMF who have designed what will be our Canadian web tomorrow are so wrong it's almost criminal.

But those in Ottawa who would govern our lives have been wrong before, haven't they?

So start by reading Trevor and maybe thinking about finally letting go of daddy's hand and taking a couple of baby steps on your own for a change.

Lazy Sunday #111: Thin Ice

It's finally Spring in this part of the world. That doesn't necessarily mean we're already in T-shirts and tossing back cold ones on the patio. Winter around here can seldom have been confidently dispatched until the end of May.

But the ice and snow are melting and that marks the beginning of all the warnings about thin ice and reminders that if you do fall into some stream or river, you've only got a couple of minutes before hypothermia sets in.

Instead of inspiring care and caution, this is a sign to some of the locals that you'd better get in the last of the winter thrills.

We've already lost a couple of kayakers in my hometown and further West, Spring avalanches are claiming snowmobilers in tragic numbers.

Snowmobiling is a sport that can be hazardous at the best of times. Each winter several of the heavy machines go through lake and river ice, taking riders to a cold and quick end. These things do not float...

Unless you work at it.

The following video was shot just a few miles from my home. The practice illustrated is frowned on and for the most part illegal. But for some Canadians it's the only way to give Winter a final "We beat you again, Big Guy!" before parking the snow horse and launching into whatever warm weather thrills inspire you.

Please don't try this at home. But take a few moments to sample. And Enjoy your Sunday.


Easter Basket Swap~

Here are the two baskets I made for the Easter basket swap I joined. I blogged about how I created the baskets here. I filled each little basket with some Easter grass-- and some chocolate, not much as I ate a lot of it! You know how it goes!!!I made two of everything-- sending both of my swapping partners the same things. A close up of the silver glittered bird sitting on the edge of each basket~Along with the two baskets, you had to send along five additional items. Here are the five things I sent.
1.) A vintage tin~2.) A vintage inspired foil covered eggs. I covered football eggs that I got at Walmart. Most eggs open around the middle, and I needed/used eggs that opened the length of the egg. I really love how these turned out!3.) A spring fairy in a jar sitting in an eggshell~
Here is the other springtime fairy~4.) Yellow plastic peeps filled with baby blue buttons~5.) Lastly, an Easter banner that says "Happy Easter." I color copied and reduced a vintage photo frame and added some fairies holding the letters that spell out the words~Here is a blurry close-up of two of the letters~I hope my two swappin' buddies like the goodies I've sent them... they are in the mail as I type!

Home~

We had a wonderful time at Disneyland, but don't you find its always nice to come home? Here are my favorite photos from the little va-ca we took. My grandson Jonathan pulling up his sister Chloe's ruffled sleeve..... look at his determination, and look at her disdain....then kissing her hand....Ahhhhhhhhhhh~
This was a funny site-- a duck swimming in the hotel pool!
Fun-fun-fun vacation!

The St. Paddy's Day Sick Note

I know all my friends of Irish and Wannabe Irish persuasions will be well into the Guinness, Bushmill's and Jameson's tonight. So I offer the following as public service when Thursday morning comes around and you need to find an excuse to book off work.



Have yourselves a lovely time and "May the Good Lord hold you always in his hand and never close his fist too tight".



Slàinte!




The Guy With The Movie In His Head

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I don’t usually do reviews, but I’m breaking that rule today because I want to talk about CTV’s new cop drama “The Bridge”.

Prior to its debut, the series was hyped as “polarizing” and “controversial”. But I sensed something else in the pilot, something I can only describe as disturbing and ultimately destructive.

There’s a lot I don’t pretend to speak on with much authority. But one topic I understand fairly well is cops. I’ve written police pilots for all of the major American networks and a couple up here. Almost all were shot, a couple turned into successful television series, one wildly so.

During four seasons of “Top Cops” on CBS, we did 96 episodes comprising 3 stories per week, each a faithfully recreated true crime. The process of making sure those stories retained their authenticity was intense.

I logged hundreds of hours on ridealongs in high crime neighborhoods in several American cities. Days were spent shadowing detectives or federal agents, nights in cop hangouts, noting the special things they knew about criminals and the rest of us. Learning, perhaps most of all, what made them tick.

Some were good cops and some were bad. Their ranks were comprised of decent and dedicated men and women as well as racists, misogynists, sadists and malcontents. Sometimes those less laudable attributes didn’t interfere with the way they did their jobs.

Sometimes they did.

During our four season run, I attended funerals for cops whose loss cut the hearts out of their departments. I watched corruption scandals tarnish an entire force. Mostly I remember one Latino officer, standing before a mob during the Rodney King riots, refusing to anger as he was repeatedly spat upon by people who would never know how hard he’d fought for them.

None of us can fully comprehend what these people try to scrub off before they go home.

But some don’t wash it away. They turn it into something else.

It was easy to write stories about these cops. Audiences like heroes who are straight-shooters. They like flawed heroes and anti-heroes. And they even connect with those who do the right thing despite their imperfect nature.

What they don’t accept are heroes who are dishonest, who pretend to be something they’re not.

Our story process on “Top Cops” began with a team of journalists led by true crime writer and novelist Lorenzo Carcaterra, best known for “Sleepers” later made into a Barry Levinson film starring Brad Pitt, Billy Crudup and Robert DeNiro, as well as the superb cop novel “Apaches”.

If a cop and his story rang true for Lorenzo, we pitched it to CBS. If approved, the premise faced a second hurdle in Executive Producer, Sonny Grosso, a former NYPD detective immortalized in “The French Connection” and “The Seven Ups”. Sonny approached each story and script as he would questioning a suspect.

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“You’re supposed to do this. Why’s he doing that?”, “Nobody makes that kind of connection. He’s left something out.” and “Bullshit! She’s making this up!”

Once a police officer and his story got past those two guys he had to deal with me. I was the one who had to make audiences engage, no matter how unfamiliar the story felt compared to all the cop dramas they had seen.

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The officers we eventually dramatized ran the gamut from those you’d immediately trust with your life to ones whose dark motto was “Plug ‘em and plant ‘em!”. All of their approaches worked when it came to creating arresting drama.

The guys we stayed away from, were the ones who knew their lives would somehow look all right if they could see them on the silver screen.

Some were flamboyant story tellers. Others seethed in silence. They had hand tooled leather jackets or signature accessories. They drove cars connected with cops named “Bullit” or “Starsky and Hutch”. Everything about them said, “I’m already a movie. Shoot me!”

They went out of their way to let you know you could never understand the secret codes of policing and that the only reason you could sleep safely at night was because “I’m out there”.

They were keepers of some sacred flame only they could comprehend. You could never build a story around them, because the foundation wasn’t solid. You never knew what the story was trying to accomplish. And if you didn’t --- how could the audience?

Which brings me back to “The Bridge”.

The series is the brain child of Craig Bromell, described thusly by Susanne Boyce, President, Creative, Content and Channels, CTV Inc.:

“Craig Bromell is one of the most galvanizing figures in the history of policing in Canada. We look forward to working with him on THE BRIDGE, and bringing to Canadian audiences a distinct and authentic view of life behind the scenes of a modern police force.”

Said distinct and authentic view is based on Bromell’s experiences as head of the Toronto Police Union during the 1990’s. Aaron Douglas (BSG), plays series lead Frank Leo, a no nonsense cop elected head of his police union. In the pilot, like Bromell in real life, Leo leads a wildcat police strike and gets into confrontations with police brass and other forms of authority while fighting for his union brothers.

A CTV Press release describes what’s coming in future episodes as follows:

“Frank Leo begins his quest to put street cops first and clean up the force from the ground up. But the old boys’ network running the police force and the city’s self-serving politicians are not about to sit idly by while a former street cop makes up his own rules. Frank walks a thin blue line as he battles wiretaps and a concerted campaign to bring him down, letting nothing stop him from fulfilling his unwavering vow that when cops are in trouble, the union will be there.”

Those, like me, who actually lived through the Bromell era in Toronto might not see what he did as “crusading” for any kind of truth or justice. It was a time when many within the force as well as law abiding citizens felt that the four words painted on the side of Toronto Police cruisers, “To Serve and Protect” no longer applied to anyone who wasn’t a rank and file union member.

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It wasn’t unusual for some who spoke out against Bromell and the Union’s tactics to face real or implied intimidation from Toronto police officers. Fodder for great drama to be sure. And television audiences have matured sufficiently that whether the union crusader envisioned by Bromell was an ethical to a fault Frank Serpico or Vic Mackay of “The Shield” he’d have their attention.

But that’s not what’s on view in “The Bridge”.

Instead, we’re presented with a nebulous code of ethics that changes with the frequency of the commercial breaks. Cops are regularly shown behaving completely immorally and then proudly defended by the Frank Leo character.

In the series second episode broadcast last Friday night, somebody mentions that one of Leo’s Union members is a wife beater. Leo spits back a defense that silences the critic, “Spousal abuse doesn’t make him a bad cop!”

That scene comes moments after he's argued that some other cops buying counterfeit goods doesn't make them bad cops either.

By the episode’s end he’s traded the life of a cop even a Union boss can’t defend to a Russian mob boss to buy protection for a former partner who’s in prison for killing his wife. Of course, her death was “an accident”…

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If any of this is an actual reflection of Bromell’s time in the Toronto Police Service, it might help explain why entire communities and large areas of the city stopped co-operating with the cops on their streets, allowing street gangs and drug trafficking to establish a grip that may never be broken.

But I’m quite confident in saying there’s barely anything in “The Bridge” that ever really happened --- except to some guy with his own private movie playing in his head.

The entire series operates on a level of paranoia and self-delusion that beggars belief. Leo and his fellow officers are downtrodden and abused by all those of higher rank. Every Captain and Deputy Chief practically sneers with venality while twisting their Snidely Whiplash moustaches --- and those are just the women!

But the caricatured characters aside, the events within the show have such a tenuous grasp on believability that they make “CSI: Miami” look like a reality show.

Among the plots in the two hour pilot are an ominous black pick-up truck that keeps mowing down homeless people yet remains unscarred by all the flying bodies and debris. When the vehicle is finally cornered, five of our “heroes” pump 68 shots into it without reloading, killing an old lady they didn’t know was inside.

Despite having had an ID on the vehicle and owner for what seems like forever, this takedown causes much anguish for our cops when it’s learned there is no blood or fibre evidence because the vehicle has been repainted.

Well, duh!

But things work out when we learn the old lady had been befriending homeless people, took out life insurance policies on them and then had them squished.

Like the dumbest adjuster on “Crash & Burn” wouldn’t figure that one out.

Not that he’d have to, because nobody ever seems to get any hard evidence on anybody on “The Bridge”. If one of our inner circle of cops says it, it’s true. Anything said by anybody ranked higher than a Sergeant is a lie.

Make that a vicious lie designed to ruin some poor cop’s life and career.

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One of the other plots in the pilot concerns a “bad cop” who is robbing drug dealers. Throughout, everybody on the force is searching for three missing uniforms. Despite the fact that “Bad Cop” already has one (and why he’d therefore have to steal one more than he needs is never explained) --- absolutely nobody seems to notice some of the robberies involve a real police car that either isn’t missing or isn’t that important to them.

But the “A” story revolves around Frank becoming radicalized and taking on the entire “rotten at the top” police force.

Upset by the suicide of his training officer, he pressures the department into a full police funeral. In a real police force, the insubordination exhibited here would either be forgotten because of his relationship with his training officer, or it would earn him a new assignment designed to humiliate or bore him into resigning.

But in Frank Leo’s world it leads to wire taps and fellow officers being strong-armed into getting dirt on him.

Why? He’s a fucking nobody!

Oh, wait. No. He’s the guy with the movie in his head that somebody’s trying to put onscreen --- and still have it make sense.

As Frank’s war with the brass escalates, he goes to bat for two fellow officers suspected of police brutality. Despite an official autopsy report indicating the cops had nothing to do with the death of the kid they were arresting, some mysterious “They”, who are only out to get our cops, is circulating a video tape that makes them look bad.

Why?

Because if they don’t Frank has no motivation for calling a wildcat strike. When he first pitches the idea, another cop is justifiably concerned, asking, “Won’t it endanger the public?” Leo’s uncontested response, “Not if it’s a Union thing!”

You see, I guess there’s a criminals Union that we don’t know about because we’re not cops and if the cops go out they just phone up the head of the Criminals Union and ask their members not to cross any picket lines or make any of their “brothers and sisters” look bad…

Who writes this shit?

And who thought it was a good enough idea to shoot?

Anyway, “complications ensue” and pretty soon cops are wearing wires to get shit on other cops and other cops are not wearing wires because that would be tellin’ and eventually the Chief gets a line on the bad cop who’s been robbing drug dealers.

Does he have him arrested?

No.

He meets Frank, now head of the Union, to get his okay to kill the guy. Because instead of arresting a bad cop and maybe proving that there’s a need to keep his troops under his thumb, it’s now more important to corrupt Frank by getting him to okay the killing.

Which Frank does.

Only he doesn’t because he then goes and arrests the guy before the police hit squad can arrive.

Honest, you can’t make this shit up --- unless you’re that guy with the movie in his head.

I’m sure there was a way to take the original premise for “The Bridge” and turn it into something that doesn’t look as absurd as it does. And I don’t know if the fault in that lies with the original concept, or those who signed on to help create it, eschewing whatever artistic ethics they might have for a pay check.

Or maybe it was those who green-lit its production in the first place.

Somehow, one, all or a combination has created a show that doesn’t want to admit what it is, can’t comprehend why it is and doesn’t even dare tell you where it is.

As the series went to camera, CTV reiterated its “Flashpoint” commitment to no longer hide the Canadian roots of the shows it was partnering with CBS to produce. But somewhere along the way, that got lost too.

But perhaps damaged most of all is the reputation of our industry. Canadians don’t get that many chances to produce hour long dramatic television, especially the kind that has a chance to connect with a popular audience. And I fear, “The Bridge” if it ever manages to escape across the border, will provide many with further proof that we’re just not ready for Prime Time.

And that’s a terrible shame that could have been easily avoided.

Making good television is not just about making the deal work. It’s not about trying to look “edgy” and “polarizing” and “controversial”.

It’s about putting creative decisions in the hands of producers who are story tellers, people who write and create, those who know you can’t trust the guy with the movie in his head.

Truth is always stranger than fiction --- because fiction has to make sense. And that movie running in some guy’s head usually only makes sense to him.

Va-ca~

I'm off on a little vacation in the California sun :-) We are going to Disneyland and the Disneyland California Adventure park for a few days with my daughter and her family. This will be my grandchildrens (ages 1 & 3) second time going to this magical place of fun... and their first time going to Club 33~ If you've never heard of Club 33 at Disneyland... you can read more about it here. The good thing about this club is that its an exclusive members only club, so the paparazzi are not allowed in... My little grandaughter Princess Chloe Rose won't be hounded for an impromtu photoshoot. *sigh* The downside of being a princess lol

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I picked up this little white dress for my grandaughter. Just a basic little white dress..... that needed a little somethin'-somethin'~Sooooooooo I gave it a little somethin'-somethin' and a little somethin' more~ I got rid of the lavendar and added pink straps and a sheer shimmery skirt over the top of the skirt of the dress. Then I added some flowers, rhinestones and pearl & ribbon trim.I also matched a pair of white shoes to the dress~along with a flowered wreath for her head~lastly, I made a rose septor that has a gold bell on it for her to play with~I made this for my grandaughter to wear to Club 33 at Disneyland, this will be her first time having a luncheon there. You never want to go to a special event wearing the same gown as everyone else~