For all the Canadians reading this, I hope this day affords you the opportunity to gather with friends and family and give thanks for all the good things that have come your way.
For all you Americans, who still don't understand why we celebrate Thanksgiving a month before you do, this simple explanation…
It's mostly a weather thing. The seasons change sooner here. Our harvests are done. But also, if you look at a map you'll notice that we're bigger and we're on top of you. Technically, America is our bitch and we get to go first.
More important, if any of you are in need of something to read before the tryptophan kicks in, here's something about the meals of the season I wrote a long time ago.
Please pass over a little more breast, honey. No, silly -- from the bird…
